The Pheasant Has No Agenda...

music, memes, miscellaneous...I do whatever, because I can. I used to be an avid reader, I'm a terrible musician, and I appreciate a good textbook. I'm also a competitive swimmer, and a state champion (not that I like to brag, or anything)

  1. ammeacceber:

    Best Alan Rickman impression. Ever.

    “I don’t play villains. I Play very interesting people.”


  2. ginteawashere:

Life is complete. And simplified!

I would say I’ve just jizzed my pants, but that doesn’t quite sum up the elation…

    ginteawashere:

    Life is complete. And simplified!

    I would say I’ve just jizzed my pants, but that doesn’t quite sum up the elation…


  3. There are some ridiculous movies coming out soon.

    e.g.

    Gaiking
    Iron Sky
    Sucker Punch
    Cowboys and Aliens
    Vanishing on 7th Street
    Rango

    and I’m sure there are a billion others.

    In other news, I have one more hour until my thanksgiving break starts. 



  4. (Source: headpunch)




  5. thefrogman:

“Greetings. I am Captain Frasier Crane…..I’m listening.”
“Why do you get to talk to the people on the screen?”
“Not now, Niles.”
“You always say that. I’m just as qualified to talk to the screen people as you are.”

    thefrogman:

    “Greetings. I am Captain Frasier Crane…..I’m listening.”

    “Why do you get to talk to the people on the screen?”

    “Not now, Niles.”

    “You always say that. I’m just as qualified to talk to the screen people as you are.”


  6. solaravada:

silencetothelords:

feebletheasshole:

silencetothelords:

feebletheasshole:

silencetothelords:

feebletheasshole:

silencetothelords:

feebletheasshole:

silencetothelords:

feebletheasshole:

silencetothelords:

Bitch crying cuz her pikachu died in battle

Maybe her asian boyfriend couldn’t provide.

She crashed her honda.. again

She didn’t get a 100 in every class.

she didnt get a tip after doing the black girls nails 

She didn’t sell enough dvd’s.

None of her costumers wanted a happy ending

They took away her calculator.

She got hit by her sweat shop boss for not putting the gucci logo on right

Black people knocked on her door.

She found out her parents are having another baby.. they can only pick one 

Oh my god.

(via ayechaaastity)

    solaravada:

    silencetothelords:

    feebletheasshole:

    silencetothelords:

    feebletheasshole:

    silencetothelords:

    feebletheasshole:

    silencetothelords:

    feebletheasshole:

    silencetothelords:

    feebletheasshole:

    silencetothelords:

    Bitch crying cuz her pikachu died in battle

    Maybe her asian boyfriend couldn’t provide.

    She crashed her honda.. again

    She didn’t get a 100 in every class.

    she didnt get a tip after doing the black girls nails 

    She didn’t sell enough dvd’s.

    None of her costumers wanted a happy ending

    They took away her calculator.

    She got hit by her sweat shop boss for not putting the gucci logo on right

    Black people knocked on her door.

    She found out her parents are having another baby.. they can only pick one 

    Oh my god.

    (via ayechaaastity)


  7. lickystickypickyme:

I called the aiport. Flight FIMC* is on its way

    lickystickypickyme:

    I called the aiport.
    Flight FIMC* is on its way


    • Me:
      What's a good short anime I could watch?
    • Friend:
      Dragon Ball Z.
    • Me:
      ...fuck you.

  8. fuckyeahpterodactyl:

(via gunstussinandbooze)
Could it get any cheesier?

it’s like duel…but worse!

    fuckyeahpterodactyl:

    (via gunstussinandbooze)

    Could it get any cheesier?

    it’s like duel…but worse!


  9. 16thcrossroad:

neuroticmarshmallow:

eddietheyeti:

This is a fake band poster for Sex Bob-omb they sold at Comi-Con. I think it’s gorgeous. Click to be sent to Kevin Tong’s website for more great pictures.


geez… I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE SO BAD.

    16thcrossroad:

    neuroticmarshmallow:

    eddietheyeti:

    This is a fake band poster for Sex Bob-omb they sold at Comi-Con. I think it’s gorgeous. Click to be sent to Kevin Tong’s website for more great pictures.

    geez… I WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE SO BAD.


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